You Know Your're A Creationist When...

When you go to Newgrange you find evidence all around that it's only two hundred years old.

You look up 'theory' in the dictionary, and ignore the first four definitions.

You make a movie called 'One Million Years BC' which consists of nothing but God sitting in the dark.

You spend decades looking for a copy of the 1631 bible that accidentally wrote "Thou shalt commit adultery"

You don't believe in cars because the second law of thermodynamics says they're impossible.

You refuse to believe that Angel is a spinoff from Buffy the Vampire Slayer until you see the transitional series.

You check your back garden every morning to make sure a grand canyon hasn't appeared overnight.

Dinosaurs? Pah!