Welcome to the Antiweb; yet another Work in Progress initiative that's decades ahead of its time.
The Web, as we know, is good for two things; pornography and complaining. Oh, sure; it has its other uses as well; but those uses are trivial when compared to the heady combination of whining bloggers and gaping orifices that suffuse our online experiences.
But after millions of aardvark-hours and googols of euros, our researchers have come up with another, brand-new use for the internet. Sure, it goes against everything the net stands for but sometimes you've just got to be a visionary.
And so: the Antiweb. The remit that guides the Antiweb team consists of two simple directives:
Yes, friends; we're being nice. What follows is a list of all - or at least some - of what's good about this Earth; what makes live amongst the assholes not only tolerable, but sometimes actually enjoyable.
We realise the consternation this lack of invective and boobies may cause surfers-by, and we regret that. But we stand by our vision and its necessity for the advancement of humanity.
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