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Work in Progress

robertelliott.org

Welcome to Work in Progress, my stultifyingly brilliant web page. In its latest incarnation, there's a rake of stuff no longer extant, primarily because of its unfunny and/or uninformed nature. I realise that by removing stuff that's crap or just plain wrong I'm going against internet tradition but hey, that's just the sort of guy I am.

Please read this important disclaimer

Wondering why I bothered with this when there's so much porn out there still to be downloaded? A partial explanation can be found here, and the Work in Progress mission statement may - if you're sufficiently enlightened - elucidate to some small degree.

Here's my GPG public key (also in text format).


Contents

Self-help

Ten Steps to Help Overcome Procrastination

The AntiWeb

Movie Reviews

Funny stuff

Limericks

Latest: Rome

Science

Drake Equation Calculator

Extrasolar planet journey time

Rants

In Defence of Crap Web Pages

Bloody Creationists

On the Busses

Linkies


Interesting news on the tree front, incidentally. A while ago I posted this picture, with a query as to what it was and why it looked so wierd. Within a couple of days, the noble Fraxinus had informed me of the fact that it's a willow tree (Salix spp.), and that the noduly things are caused by beetles.
Is there nothing the internet can't do?


Robert's CV (or résumé, if you prefer)

I am nerdier
than 99% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out! My computer
geek score is greater than 98% of all people in the world! How do you compare?
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